how to kill a stuffed zebra and hide the body







Alternative titles to this post:
  • "is it obvious i'm bitter for being an only child yet?"
  • "Reasons I should not babysit your children"
  • "How you really get fur"
  • "The Devil Wear Prada & Hane's T-Shirts"
  • "My really, really, really bad metaphor for ~internet safety issues~"

41 comments:

Julia said...

haha, i loved this! a wonderful story with great photos and a lot of humour! :D

Amelia said...

I love the skirt. It's cool how the white and pink show through the lace. I like the sweater, too. But, why Kimora?? My favorite picture is the second to last with just your hand coming out of the closet.

Kelsie.Lynn said...

haha, best story ever!
i love the title " the devil wears prada and hanes t shirts"
soo creative

Ben said...

......tell me, HOW MUCH FREE TIME DO YOU HAVE? Also, you're not a fashion pirate, poser, this should be your new header photo, so much better then your creepy half-asian shadow, gosh.

http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/18299

Arabelle said...

ben, shut up. you sound like abigail. she called me just to say, "i called you to feel better about my boredom, because i know no matter how bored i am, you have it worse."

also the link doesn't work.

Ben said...

why don't you highlight it and paste it? They never work in your effed up comment boxes. you do always have it worse, you make videos about teddy bears in prostitute dresses.

Ben said...

http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1829990.html#cutid1

there asian hybrid

Ben said...

oh you're right, it doesn't work: http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1829990.

html#cutid1

add the last part to the end, it is actually fashion pirates

Ben said...

http://community.livejournal.com/

foto_decadent/1829990.html#cutid1

I pray to god this works I just quadruple commented

Arabelle said...

it's ok, i forgive you. ellen's photography is overwrought for me, i've seen better pirate/beach editorials. besides, some of those look like cheap porno stills, right before they get into action. which i suppose is a signature of hers.

bewkworm said...

you call that a mysrery? hwo was any of that mysterious? you reveal the whole thing. no one even investigates. god, you would make a terrible novelist.

Arabelle said...

I should get val to make jew jokes to you now, stfu.

Ben said...

OMG I just thought about that it's when the music is playing and it's all like bow chick bow wow chicka, chicka, bow chicka BOW WOW. Dead on. When I look at some of the pictures, I really like them, like the first one is fantastic and looks like a still from a 1930s movie, although the chick looks like she's having an orgasm, anyway you have to check out the editorial in the september issue of British Vogue, it's called "Take the High Road" and it's really amazing, Venetia Scott took it, god I love her.

Ben said...

Girls girls, stop arguing, jaime's the prettiest.

jess said...

Great skirt and photos

Tavi said...

Classic belle. Also: The skirt was 20 cents??/?/???///??? UMMMM NO. STOP. I'm still getting used to that it's Prada at all. 20 cents is just unfair. I'm making a post called "how to kidnap a prada skirt and ship the owner to to japan so she has to stare at fashionable people 24/7 and feel bad that she is without clothes"
Also, this ben fellow is funny. HI BEN. YOU'RE FUNNY.

mary said...

dear belle
if you ever make this a real childrens book, i will give it to my children and say "this is what happens when you're bad. except you wont get to see me wear prada."
God I love you <333

makemoremistakes said...

i fucking love you.

The Clothes Horse said...

Hilarious and wonderful! Really loved the outfit and the bright images, not to mention the clever story line!

laia. said...

hahaha
this was aMAzing

Ben said...

hey tavi, I'm ben, I take pictures of pedophile's for my scrapbook entitled GOOD TIMES. This pretty much describes my personality. Oh and belle, I thought that skirt was $20, not 20 cents, which makes me very sad, and angry, and nauseous. Take the skirt away I'm afraid I'll vomit on it.

Anonymous said...

poor zebra :'(

A Black Tie Event said...

so funny! i love the skirt, what a great find!

Caroline Rose said...

hahahahaha. poor zebra.

LEESH said...

this is such a wonderful post! funny funny funny

xx

Anonymous said...

Lol your sick

Copycat Sasha said...

I love this so much! The outfit is fantastic as well

April said...

haha this is hilarious and adorable and awesome! and your titles rock :]

FASH10NiSTA said...

very cool. love the pink and zebra.

megan said...

pauvre zebra. pauvre, pauvre zebra.

you are too cute.

can we see a part 2 or some of kind of... alligator sequel in the future? :)

ps. skirt. divine. if its 20 cents, you're dead like your zebra pal. clear this up for all of us. WOW

Arabelle said...

yes, it was $.20 aprox. i got it with about 5 other things for $3, some of them being $.75, some being $1...

thanks for commenting guys. :D

1234 said...

good one belle. that has to be the highlight of my week!

Jessi Huey said...

haha, I love your outfit and the photography, props to who ever took the pics :)

Arabelle said...

i used a tripod, thanks! :)

maveri_ck<3 said...

ahah amazing post! love the outfit and pictures... it looks like a serious magazine editorial or like a real book cover!

Caroline said...

that first skirt is killerrrrr.

kthrn said...

i find you so deliriously refreshing :D

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