19 August 2008

how to kill a stuffed zebra and hide the body

Alternative titles to this post:
  • "is it obvious i'm bitter for being an only child yet?"
  • "Reasons I should not babysit your children"
  • "How you really get fur"
  • "The Devil Wear Prada & Hane's T-Shirts"
  • "My really, really, really bad metaphor for ~internet safety issues~"