02 August 2008

god dammit


How bad ass hooker fabulous are these? I want to hate them but they've been on my mind since they first hit the blogosphere a few months ago. I really should hate them because they could seem so tasteless on some chicks but paired with a frothy dress or a bubble skirt and sheer crayola knee high socks they scream to me GETT MEEE ANDD BECOMMEE A HOOOKERRRRR.

So yeah. I'm off to hooker camp so when these babies come in the mail (and oh, they will) I shall be all prepped to don my pink lacey dress (you know, the one in my head) and boa (I have several) and parade out like it ain't no big thang.

I've been in the house too long. ABIGAIL. SAVE. ME.


*I am not actually going to hooker camp. Just west side avenue to feed the starving hookers. It's a pastime of my family when we get bored..... I'm only half kidding.

25 comments:

Ben said...

WOOOOO your life has gone down the toilet. Don't worry belle, everyone has their inner hooker, mine is named esmirelda.

Weekly Blogette said...

LOVE UR HEADER!

Arabelle said...

yeah pretty much. all i've done today is watch charlie chaplin silent movies and eat ice cream. AND I'M NOT EVEN IN BOYFRIEND WITHDRAWL.

whatevs, i'll have my hooker shoes...

thank you weekly blogette :)

Marla said...
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Ben said...

Don't worry Belle, you're not alone, I didn't get dressed today and I watched A Place in the Sun with Montgomery Clift and Elizabeth Taylor....mmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm fond of the hooker shoes, they are your style, not that your style is hookerish....akward. I like them.

Farren said...

haha. i honestly don't think those shoes are hookerish. how can a blatant balenciaga knockof look hookerish? NEVERRR! =) and i think you'll look fabulous in them! =)

Tavi said...

HOLY BONAROO! Those would never fit me but I would so wear them on my hands. Like gloves. Vhatevaa, I can use my teeth to write and grasp things.
My only concern: To afford those our fashion babies would have to go a couple months or so without food, but ees cool. I bet they have like magic powers, so the assload of cash will be worth it.

Arabelle said...

actually they're only 30 bucks.

and also, if anyone want some fun with a chick named Garcia, I am your woman.

Wendy said...

Are they from Cutesygirl? I want them because they are so bluntly Balenciaga but like you mentioned, they can so easily go wrong.

bewkworm said...

do you know how to walk in those? even if you don't, i bet they have a seminar for it at hooker camp. good luck, and remember to pack a fake fur coat, it gets cold on the streets.

Ben said...

I'll bet you that esmirelda is better then this hussie garcia. And she has a day job at a bank. She mixes business with pleasure VERY often....I don't think that went too far.

cupcakes and cashmere said...

i love how you're planning on wearing these...the bubble skirt sounds perfect!

tuntra said...

hahaha, I believe in you, you could work it! Good luck with the shoes.

Arabelle said...

Wendy: yeah, I was stalking the site today. Buy some and we can go to hooker camp together!

Ben: wanna bet? I have 20 bucks and my boas on my ho. Bring it.

Anna Shapiro said...

ive been in love with them since the first time i saw them on steve madden

but theyre so trashy.
hahah

Anna Pope said...

My inner hooker would love those shoes so much, she'd even wear them to bed (no pun intended ;D)

Ben said...

oooo don't mess with Essie. She's one hardcore bitch. IT"S ON!

Ben said...

I just saw your edit, homeless people are more grateful, plus some of the more artsy ones promise to save my soul from eternal damnation.

Isabel said...

Those are pretty hot-ass, but I could never pull them off. Wear them, please, and make me a happy lady. (Your inner hooker could do that as well!!!)

Mimi said...

Those are really killer. Absolutely fab.

Arabelle said...

anndddd they're on their way as we speak. so so so excited. <3

susie_bubble said...

I love how the heels are only mildly high, going against the general rules of hooker shoes....

elizabeth said...

shoes like this are always so seductive to me. but i feel like i'm too goofball to pull them off

Vanessa said...
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Adiel said...

You crack me up. "hooker fabulous" "hooker camp"
Priceless.