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Me: Mhm?
Mom: You're going to church camp!
Me: Hahaha, no, really.
Mom: What makes you think I'm kidding?
Me: ..............you are fucking kidding right?
Mom: Get in the car.
Mom: You're going to church camp!
Me: Hahaha, no, really.
Mom: What makes you think I'm kidding?
Me: ..............you are fucking kidding right?
Mom: Get in the car.
This situation is made even more pathetic by the facts:
- I am not Christian
- I am called the Anti-Christ by my friends (who are only half kidding)
- I am not Christian (see above)
- She is not Christian either, hence giving us no incentive to go to said church camp
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