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"Hey Mom, Dad... if you're proud of me, then you're probably high on acid."
I know I've talked about Cole Mohr before (he is not before my love for Mathias Lauridsen and Boyd Holbrook though he is quite close) but seriously I found a bunch of pictures of him and oh my god perfect boy is perfect. Let me lead you through his evolution.

Hi I'm Cole Mohr and even though I have the typical nerd boy haircut and have a bad shirt on I will grow up to be a sexpot badass and ruin your lives with my cross dressing and blue eyes.

He's such a little nerd. I enjoy how if I were like 7 I would still propose to him in a heartbeat despite his obvious nerdiness. I think Pedobear would agree with me.

RUN 9 YEAR OLD COLE MOHR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE


Man Skirts + CDG + Cole = Brb, crying in happiness.


Skirts --> Harem Pants at Galliano (Who's definitely reminds me of a Pirate, I adore him).

He reminds me of Johnny Depp in "Blow" in the first picture.. and Clark Kent in the second.

Mr. P incarnate. Hi dream boy.

HE'S MAKING IT TOO EASY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL.




I showed my friends pictures of him and here are their responses.

J: I'd hit it.
M: Can I have his numbahhh?
S: He's scary hot. Is he a alien?
B: He looks like he'd beat me and then give me children in the same breathe. I like it.
D: Is he gay?

I don't think so, D... I saw a video of him talking about a girl he has a huge crush on... (damn that girl) So yes, if YOU can match his unrivaled posing skills, his eyes so blue they hurt my feelings, and badass Look-At-Me-Too-Long-You'll-Get-Pregnant glare, please run as fast as you can in the opposite direction because I will kill you.

*Can you tell I haven't gone out and done anything productive in a week? Yes? Sorry.

7 comments:

Cristina said...

ahh! fucking gorgeous. i want to lick him upppp.

hey can you tag my blog?
thankss

Twoapplepies said...

whoaaa.

he's fit assss hawwttt :)

Krissy said...

ayyymenn.

City Chic Please said...

well, boyd is def. number one on my list, but cole is obviously up there. :)

keira antoia rose said...

hawwwwt.
I love your friend's responses.
Despite how much I hate the term "lol" I actually really did lol.

xoxo Isabella Clarisse xoxo
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Kelsie.Lynn said...

gorgeous like whoah...was he in other marc jacobs adds? cause i feel like i have his pic on a collage i made like last year-ish

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