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"Hey Mom, Dad... if you're proud of me, then you're probably high on acid."

I know I've talked about Cole Mohr before (he is not before my love for Mathias Lauridsen and Boyd Holbrook though he is quite close) but seriously I found a bunch of pictures of him and oh my god perfect boy is perfect. Let me lead you through his ～evolution.

Hi I'm Cole Mohr and even though I have the typical nerd boy haircut and have a bad shirt on I will grow up to be a sexpot badass and ruin your lives with my cross dressing and blue eyes.

He's such a little nerd. I enjoy how if I were like 7 I would still propose to him in a heartbeat despite his obvious nerdiness. I think Pedobear would agree with me.

RUN 9 YEAR OLD COLE MOHR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE


Man Skirts + CDG + Cole = Brb, crying in happiness.

Skirts --> Harem Pants at Galliano (Who's definitely reminds me of a Pirate, I adore him).

He reminds me of Johnny Depp in "Blow" in the first picture.. and Clark Kent in the second.

Mr. P incarnate. Hi dream boy.

HE'S MAKING IT TOO EASY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL.




I showed my friends pictures of him and here are their responses.

J: I'd hit it.
M: Can I have his numbahhh?
S: He's scary hot. Is he a alien?
B: He looks like he'd beat me and then give me children in the same breathe. I like it.
D: Is he gay?

I don't think so, D... I saw a video of him talking about a girl he has a huge crush on... (damn that girl) So yes, if YOU can match his unrivaled posing skills, his eyes so blue they hurt my feelings, and badass Look-At-Me-Too-Long-You'll-Get-Pregnant glare, please run as fast as you can in the opposite direction because I will kill you.

*Can you tell I haven't gone out and done anything productive in a week? Yes? Sorry.

long long long long llalalalalalallong gone.

Boo, I've been a terrible blogger lately. >_>

Anyway, I've decided not to mention anything I'm going to do on the blog because I seem to have a curse by mentioning it, it never happens. Like, ever. So screw that and I'm just going to write whatever I have prepared so people don't have to wait for.....ever. Eheheh.

My friends and I go shopping a lot (well, mostly them, I'm a poor ho......) so it's only logical to have a few favorite places to go. Well, I've compiled them into a nifty list here. Credit cannot go to me--the majority of it is Riley's. I actually can't be bothered to remember the locations/names of my favorite places, I just go.

So. What do you do on typical weekends, ladies (and gentlemen, all 5 of you)? I like going through old magazine editorials when I'm bored. This is a little over a year old--nothings really changed trend wise for the season though. I think it still holds merit.

Truth be told, I haven't had a floral fetish unlike other bloggers. I guess I'm too picky or it's just not meant to be? I think I own about 5 floral things and not exactly a fan of any of them except the tights and the skirt.

Any suggestions as to how to bring more florals in? It's something I'm going to probably have to do with the new dress code policy of no pants*. I'll be stocking up on dresses and cropped pants like these for the duration.

This is what I think I'd get away with wearing to school, if you know, I had a million dollars:

I've been a minimalist groove lately. Black, structured shirts with my guy friends jeans and killer heels. I think I've been staring at Erin Wasson too long.

*no pants being no skinnies, no pockets, blah blah de fucking blah. Dresses and non-denim only.