12 May 2008

oh my god the labia jumpsuit is made of gold


Remember the labia/power rangers jumpsuit? Apparently I have ebay senses of the same material (gold, obviously) because the ho went for $429.99 + shipping with over 60 bids. No you read right, $400+ greenbacks.

What, does it grant three wishes or am I missing something?

I kind of feel compelled to contact the winner and ask them to take a picture of themselves in it you know, wearing it in public. Maybe they have a power rangers dance or something. (If so I demand an invitation.)

I asked another friend to describe the situation. They did it in typical Shakespearean form. Not.

Ode to romper:

I am sorry
that I thought you were weird
You still are
but evidently
four hundred thirty
dollars of shiny weird.

Oh, poetry is beautiful.

14 comments:

FASHIONPICS said...

COOL JUMPSUIT

Nay'Chelle said...

$430. Wow, that's a lot of effing money.

Oh, and if you find out about a power rangers party, I so want an invite too.

Amelia said...

That's so bizarre. I like the poem.

the_kitten said...

That is why I love your blog, I like your writing BIG time. The poem is just the cherry on top of it all!

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, 430 to look like a power ranger.

Jennifer said...

HAHAHA Holy crap? I would NOT spend over $2 for THAT. Wait, not even $2. I wouldn't take it even if it were free. I do like gold, though.

WendyB said...

Let's get the labia jumpsuit for the woman who wrote the Elle vagina story.

bewkworm said...

she should find other people with weird rompers and make a super hero team. they could be the... THE ROMPER RANGERS! they'd have a theme song and a secret hideout and everything. i know i'd feel safe with THE ROMPER RANGERS patrolling the streets.

Fashionable Obsessions said...

That thing is ugly.

Sam said...

HAHAHA i saw that shiny romper thing about two days ago and was thinking..."whoa who would wear that?" but apparently a bunch of people would if it sold for over 400 bucks.

wow...i can't even believe that. ha

Tavi said...

Eeek, it's back! For some reason every time I see it I loathe it more...or perhaps it's just because I found out it's selling for over 400 buckaroos??

Sally Jane said...

I'm always amazed when I see things selling for that much on Ebay. Wow! Good for the seller though.

sharon said...

omGOD! this is so much worse than the Members Only gold lame jacket. just when i thought i'd seen it all...

Caroline said...

hahahahha holy crap. that is insane. where would one wear that? ah well. what else do you want measured dear?