05 May 2008

anatomy and clothes should seldom be combined


The Criminal:

Vtg Metallic AVANT GARDE Jumpsuit HIGH WAIST Shorts S
The Jury Says...

My Twin: ... arabelle
My Twin: it looks like a vagina
My Twin: like the sleeves = labia
My Twin: and your neck + head = MOMMYYYYYY I'M HERE
My Twin
:
for extra effect you could flail your arms around with big slippers on your hands like AAH IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCH
My Twin: and for giggles you could walk around with your hair wet all day
My Twin
:
okay i'm done poking fun at the vagina jumpsuit
My Twin
:
okay up close it looks exactly the same
My Twin: with emphasized std labia

Alex the Boy Person Guy: it looks like it's something off power rangers
Alex the Boy Person Guy: it's like a supershield coming out of the top
Alex the Boy Person Guy: to defend her from the power ranger sworddddddd



I really wish I could disagree.....everyone knows I love ugly!pretty things...but this......no. That's right hang your head in shame. Maybe it'll grow on me?


In other news. Maybe not that far off though considering the personal aesthetic.

Who

Perez compares her to Kate Nash and I'm offended for Kate. Aggy isn't terrible, but she's not Kate.


EDIT 1216AM: Maybe it's the drowsiness now but I SO WANT THAT JUMPSUIT. I would frolic in junkyards with a wand made of car antenna and keep my best friends on a leash as my slaves.......hell yeah.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow......that jumpsuit.....wow...

Amelia said...

It's so...metallic. It's actually pretty damn gorgeous in a kind of avant-garde way. I think you should get it.

One Sweet Day said...

I really want a jumpsuit. =)

I love this look. Luvs it!

Thank you dear for the nice comment~

vogued out!!! said...

well I love the belt.

Fluxor said...

That jumpsuit sure is cool but it might be really hard to find occasions to wear it..For clubs its perfect but I dont know if it can take daylight. :D Anyhow, its lovely and wild!

Belle said...

i agree on the hard to wear thing--it's not exactly something you'd wear to the corner store eh? ah well.

i'm not going to buy it as i'm romancing my floral dresses but if it ever pops up, you'll know who's bidding~

ღ mey ♥¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨♥ღ said...

your blog is really good!!!
i loved the outfit :)

kisses!
have a nice day

Francis Girard said...

well i love the jumpsuit and dont think it looks vulgar in any way - its fantastic. xf

Denise said...

i dont really like that jumpsuit b/c i couldnt pull it off but it looks so nice on you! if you really want it you should get it and dont listen to your friends talking crap ;)

The Clothes Horse said...

Your twin is hilarious.

bewkworm said...

the material looks like a high class trash bag, or it's made out of nori. so she's human sushi, exept i realy don't want to eat her.

bear said...

hahha. looks like something victoria beckham would wear on her visit to mars!

Belle said...

oh look, it's up to $20, so someone wants to wear it/eat her.

denise: ahaha i'm not buying it, if i could throw money around i would, just so i could make fun of it in person. and then wear it in the middle of the night when no one is watching...

the clothes horse: yep, that she is. shhhhh don't say it too loud, if she find out her ego will explode.

Belle's Twin said...

My ego did not explode (you butthole) =3 Belle laughed with me so it was all good.

Thank you the clothes horse =B

And

"and then wear it in the middle of the night when no one is watching..."

Oh I'll be watching. >:3 Chika chika yeaaaah.

bianca banca said...

I dont know what I think of it, But I bet you could pull it off.
hahah your friends descriptions seriously made me LOL.
I love the pants from your last post, they look great!

Tavi said...

I like it, but I did get a couple laughs out of your twin's comments. :P

WendyB said...

That would have worked for the Met's Costume Institute ball.

Belle said...

thanks for the comments ladies!

tavi: yeah, i coughed on my tea when twin described it, i'm glad everyone else could have in the fun.

wendy: i just noticed. o_o totally on target.

Zoë said...

haha abigail

Nay'Chelle said...

haha. the sleeves= labia.

You should for sure go for the jumpsuit though! It's looks very fun (and not in the back hand comment/insult type of way).

Belle said...

nay'chelle - i so would were it not for the fact apparently my approval (i wish) has skyrocketed the price to $60+! And it still has days to go before the auction ends... scary.

Nay'Chelle said...

ah! That's sucks major.

Jen (MahaloFashion) said...

Those pictures are fierce! I love her whole look!