05 May 2008

give me those jet lee pants before i rip them off you, biotch.

Narcissism is when you look in the mirror and say, "Damn, I want to sex myself." This is something I feel constantly. Besides the occasional ego strangling to be done by my dear friends I am actually extremely egotistical and enjoy reminding people of my awesomeness every other nanosecond.

So I wore my MCHammer pants again today. Over the weekend I'm going to try out different ways to wear it...a t-shirt is swell but I shall do the whole MCHammer shebang, complete with shoulder pads and 80's hoopla one day.

I've gotten a lot of comments at school about them, the most memorable one from Minion. Said she, "Dragon Ball Z much?" or something to that affect.

In spirit of the sucky 90's or whatever era it was from show, I have revealed my levitation powers.

I know, I amaze myself too sometimes.



*note that I'm totally kidding about the whole "I'm the most amazing person in the world" thing. Well, maybe....

13 comments:

lovekylie said...

Hahahhaa, you're blog always makes me laugh. I too get the feeling to say "Damn, I want to sex myself" sometimes when I look in the mirror. Glad somebody shares the narcissism haha.

Amelia said...

Wow, serious mood change--in a good way. I love the silk screen shirt...and the pants, of course!

Belle said...

kylie: yay! narcissists should stick together--as long as they have plenty of mirror space of course.

amelia: yep, reading the comments in the previous post made my day soooooo good! smile the size of a moon i swear. :D

Urban Audrey said...

Hahaha...I love your blog because you always make me laugh. The Hammer pants are bitchin' (did I really just say "bitchin'"? weird.) It'd be cool if you went really 80s with gold jumbo door-knocker earrings like *SHABAM*

bewkworm said...

for the record, i thnk it is cool that you look like goku/gohan/piccolo/ every other charcter in dbz. in retrospect,they all dressed the same didn't they? oh wait, you didn't like dbz, you were too much of a high class 8 year old to actually watch cartoons. too busy wriing dissertations on the works of aristotle perhaps?

Belle said...

I think I was really into talking to trees and singing songs I believed came to me from the mind control of fairies. I am not lying.

Audrey: Indeed! Maybe I can find clip on earrings somewhere, I know I must have some lying around..

Stephanie said...

I would so want to sex myself if I was wearing those amazing pants! I need to find a real pair soon, like with a crotch down to the floor instead of my half-assed H&M pair!

Unwise Pedestrian said...

Your blog is hilarious! I just discovered it and I'm laughing myself silly.

Wendy said...

And I now declare that you are the bes! Please do try out other methods of donning said pants.

About the skirt, I'll talk blood as payment. No but seriously, if you want one I have extra fabric so I can definitely make you one. Just give me some time. :)

Belle said...

wendy: seriously?! i would love you forever and another eternity! let me know the specifics when you can.

emily said...

HAHAHA

my favorite part was:

Narcissism is when you look in the mirror and say, "Damn, I want to sex myself."

i love the way you write.

ps. thanks for your comment!

Sharon Rose said...

Belle, you rock in these pants-you go girl!

Zoƫ said...

hahah the funny thing is that you arent kidding
but its okay...the world needs to have some egotisical people. otherwise we would have no one to make fun of!!!

lol jk idk wtf im talking about. wow i used a lot of abbreviation things there.