25 January 2009

my entire life is dedicating to fornicating with these clothes


Dear number (n)ine:

Please send me your ideal man / inspiration board so I may turn him into my slave and raid his closet. I would go into detail about how to do so, but then I would most likely be arrested and like.... arrested. I cannot wear pretty clothes while being arrested and in jail, unless the jail uniforms in Fashionland are number (n)ine and then I would not mind AT. ALL. Also, while contemplating possible ways to break into your facilities and stealing all your clothes takes up my time, it is time I should be studying for my various AP midterms, and every minute I do not study I AM FAILING MISERABLY. So, you should send me pretty things from your collection as a consolation prize for not getting into college, being a reject asian, etc etc et all. Yes, if I fail IT IS YOUR FAULT for being the ideal Fashion Pirate in every way, shape, and form. But don't worry, i'll overlook my aspirational failure (oh now you can tell i'm a sim addict, heheh) if I can fornicate with your clothes. Mmmmmmmmm clothes sex.

Please have my children,

Arabelle

27 comments:

hazel said...

holy shit.
this is amazing

emilie said...

i loved these when i saw them

Doll legs said...

JAJJAAJ greatt!!fornication with clothes...what a fantasy ;)Ciaooo!!

Nataly said...

crazy cool<3 layers rule always.

check out my new blog:

http://lovefashionrockandroll.blogspot.com/

J.Yo said...

there's just something about the layering that's very attractive!

diane said...

Congratulations! You get the prize for posting TRUE fashion in every sense of the word! (the prize was this comment, actually)
You are hysterical, I look forward to your editorials. kiss, kiss

WHERE THE WILD ROSES ARE said...

ohhh wow intense.

Lottie said...

wow he looks amazing
my favourite man inspiration guy is an oldie but a goodie...Henr Holland
i love him
you have amazing sense of style btw!
I was wondering if you
Would like to exchange links?
It would be an honour!
Let me know
Muchlove
Lottie
www.thepelicanandme.blogspot.com

Cara said...

So creepy, yet so stylish.

xx,CC

paris said...

love at first site.
(Try hiding in his laundry)

Anonymous said...

http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/primate/new/Grundmann/bonobo_eg.jpg

are you turned on yet?
XD

Arabelle said...

jesus fucking christ, YOU / KEANE / JAIME are LAME and wear keffiyehs to school, I disown you

Isabel said...

Love the clothes, but it looks like he's wearing a keffiyah on his face and I know you hate those...

fiercekitty said...

i like my men with their face covered. especially if it is metal chains.

where can order these.

plus pirates never grow old.

Putri Erdisa said...

hi dear. .. o my! i really adore your hair!! so beautiful. hope mine as good as yours!! sigh.. hehe. ;p
i love your blog honey. visit mine, you are invited. ;) smooch

Charlotte said...

jajajajaj, love the layering!

Lou said...

Wow. Seriously, Wow. Not my type of thing but Wow. Also everything is better with SIMS references. Watch out for the social bunny now.

HuiYunn said...

haha beautiful :]]]

Mad Hatter said...

looks different, i do like it for some reason, got that 2009 pirate look about it.

TheCrayolaEffect said...

Who said nothing great came from sitting around. The couch, the drapes. <333

Madeleine said...

mmm yumm...grunge..hello 90s with a harder edge

Anna Pope said...

I'd love the hats! Amazing!

VANESSA DATORRE AND LEIRE URZAIZ said...

love this collection!!!

Je est un autre said...

Wow!!

Samantha said...

Number (N)ine is totally amazing! I'd die for it har har.

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