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(Not really.)

In any case, whilst pondering the meaning of life in the brain scanner thing, I remembered coming across Gwendolyn Huskens some time ago. She is pretty epic. Note the epic below.

It's all made of medical supplies!
aiming to reveal the taboos associated with physical deformities, her collection of cream and skin-toned footwear for women is made from medical materials and supplies such as plaster bandages, steel and band-aids.
the result is a line of functional and oddly stylish shoes.
Screw the lollipops. I want footwear from the doctors office. Please and thank you.


P.S I'm featured in November French Glamour along with Jane from Sea of Shoes. If someone could scan me / send me the magazine, I'll reimburse you for shipping. Thanks guys!

35 comments:

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I want those boots too. Though I never got lollipops, I always got Beanie Babies and Beanie Babies trading cards. If I was lucky I'd get the glow-in-the-dark kind.

InstantVintage said...

Whoa. Epic indeed (and I mean your overseas magazine feature). The shoes are hella cool too.

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Also, my dad walked in while I was looking at the willy wonka picture.
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pause.
"God I love Gene Wilder. 'I'm wet and I'm hysterical!'"

Arabelle said...

lolololol.

DUDE WE NEED TO TEXT STALK. im never on my phone anymore. xD

Moshe said...

cool boots. like the new header too.

Mike said...

THOSE ARE CRAZY. LOVE THE BANDAID BOOTIES

laia. said...

those shoes are insane.
hope everything works out for the best with your health darlin!

Fashion Therapist said...

Hope everything is ok....I can feel my ankles twisting just looking at hose shoes.

white lightning said...

arabellleee. what are they telling you?? are you ok? i feel concerned but your TWITTERS are as caustic as REGS and so i feel like yr probly A-OK. congrats on F.G., can't wait to see it. x

Lillie Amelia Rose said...

ahhhh those shoes/boots are sooo cool!

Isabel said...

Belle, I really hope you are okay!

Those shoes are seriously amazing. Art, indeed.

Amelia said...

Those shoes are epic. Congrats on the magazine article.

J.Yo said...

french article! cooool!

and boots. i want the ankle boots!

gosh. why r they suspecting u take drugs?
i think they're just trying to name a new illness on you whether you have it or not.LOL

jk..

Johanne said...

Haha, that's insane:D Congrats on the magazine feature!

Copycat Sasha said...

I wonder if they're comfortable?

beccajanie said...

those shoes are crazy!

Congrats on the mag feature as well!

Angie said...

I scanned you the pages of the article :)

Bumbles said...

hehe, what a coincidence, i just found out about you and the others reading the magazine, turns out i'd already been on your blog, some time ago. I'd scan the pages but apparently it's already been done and i don't have a scanner at the moment. But how weird that I read about you in a french magazine...teehee

Bumbles said...

hehe, what a coincidence, i just found out about you and the others reading the magazine, turns out i'd already been on your blog, some time ago. I'd scan the pages but apparently it's already been done and i don't have a scanner at the moment. But how weird that I read about you in a french magazine...teehee

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