because I can FEEL YOUR GLARES OF ACCUSATION for not outfit posting in like, decades

My wear: All from Goodwill. Word?

This is what I wore for Halloween. I hung out with my Jersey manbitches and my Jew. We ate authentic Mexican tacos obnoxiously and watched toddlers break dance for hugs. Keane "Manbitch" was a pirate (Jack Sparrow duh), Jaime was a pregnant Joe the Plumber, Jew was Joey Ramone, and I was like... a mime-bullfighter person with no real costume. I don't really like Halloween tbqh. To make this paragraph even remotely helpful and relevant to you, Magnolia cupcakes are predictably overpriced and too sugary. Not the first time I've gone there and I hope its the last simply because it's a tourist trap.

Jew wearing mah leathuh jacket which I have been wearing nonstop because I read Jen's blog too much

The mood of Halloween is decidedly more sinister in Jersey than in Manhattan though, which is why we all went into the city. Jersey is not all that bad and truly does not smell as bad as people say, but the gang violence you hear about is totez true.


Schools were dismissed early on Friday so people could avoid the streets. Gangs marked 31 women to kill last week, apparently. Mostly I would not believe this as it was set on Halloween, but police were out patrolling Newark and my house literally had no trick-or-treaters at all. Also, last Halloween I witnessed someone about half a mile from my house get a buck fifty.

On a happier note, I have a new refrigerator!

23 comments:

Mary said...

I really want to live your life except

i like my sheltered small city
you and your big dark mean city
sigh
come move here
i will protect you from illness and gangsters! <3

The Stylish Wanderer said...

go new refrigirators!

J.Yo said...

oh my that's spooky.
mean streets.

and Halloween really is a fun event!

i really want to have a trick or treat too!
so much for being a senior.

Farren said...

all cool things come from jersey. minus the gangs and 31 marked women. frightening.

Donkey said...

Stay cute, and more importantly, stay safe!!

Mary said...

ps: what were you for halloween? sexy?




damn. im clever.

TEXTSTYLES said...

halloween is even better than new years!
there i said it
it's out there

TheSundayBest said...

Halloween should be about dressing up, not "costumes." Costumes are a conspiracy of the man.

Julie _ j_u_w@hotmail.fr said...

Hi, i'm french and i have seen you in Glamour (lucky You!!) Just to say i love your photo in Glamour_
So, Bye

XXX_Julie

Ps: i like Jo the plumber as pregnant person

louise or valentine said...

sugar sweet sunshine is waaay better than magnolia.same with babycakes (though it's a vegan bakery.)

magonlia is kinda gross. and there are flavors leave more to be desired.

MR style said...

haha funny outfits !!

bewkworm said...

i think all thsoe gang rumors turned out to be a hoax, but whatever. now, what to do next year...

Anonymous said...

Love the halloween photos.BTW, whats your background/ ethnicity?

ryan manning said...

neutral facial expression

Sammie said...

Sounds like you had a good halloween. I'm from Jersey too and I heard about the Newark gang things. My mom works with lots of at risk kids, so she knows all about it. Thankfully you didn't get hurt though and hopefully people didn't go out.

Oh and bt dubbz, go new fridges!

alyssa said...

cute, you look like you're having so much fun. where's the leather jacket from? i could have missed it, i'm half asleep right now hahaha.

Arabelle said...

i'm half Taiwanese, half irish-Italian.

neutral face expression right back at ya.

it's my dads from when he was cool. which means like 25 years ago. xD

susie_bubble said...

Jealous of your halloween shenigans seeing as here, we don't know how to carve pumpkins properly....

Minopokanpe said...

Beautiful photos of Halloween! I lov your blog!

Anna Pope said...

Minus the buck fifty, Jersey does sound like the place to be for Halloween.

Copycat Sasha said...

Halloween is absolutely my favorite holiday ever. And yep the Bloods (a gang in brooklyn and the city) had their initiation and slashed a whole bunch of girls, TRUTH!

V said...

spooky much?!

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