got my mojo workin

Hey guys! So you might notice a new shiny weird/creepy/awesome thing in the sidebar. It's my t-shirt as part of the Blogger Collaboration! Me, Tavi, Uncle, Elizabeth, Laia, Jen (I miss talking to you girl!), Susie, Danny made our own designs for the collaborations with Karoline and Andrew. Thank you guys for being so patient with me.

Anyway, the creepy old guy is someone super super close to me, who I inherited my creepy and slightly asshattish humor from. My dad! Plus our pet monkey, Sybill. Actually, I wasn't alive when he had the monkey (or the parrot who cursed fluently) but I think he secretly loved it more than me. I also have a fascination with cyclops', so the mix of my favorite things in the world made a creepy and super awesome tshirt you should buy and wear proudly, creeping your friends out and upping your art cred.

Buy it! All the cool kids are doing it!

As a celebration of the fact, I made some polyvores of the tshirts in the collaboration. I'm also gonna bring out DA BIG GUNZ a.k.a the lucky packs (that I'm still getting emails about even though it's been like, six months?!) after I sell some of these shirts. I already have some amazing ones in the process of being packaged but I want to sell the shirts first. I doth am a cruel master, I do contend. Or something.

how to wear laia's and tavi's designs

hazel's tshirt by fashion pirate featuring Dsquared2 shoes

I haven't got time to do the others, but you get the idea. Shirts = automatic offers for Stella McCartney shoes personally offered by Kate Lanphear, or something equally awesome. Do it!

in which i discuss with you fashematics and galactic gallianos (a morally questionable fashion pirate)

My favorite blog, Fashematics. Also! My favorite "web comic" besides QC and ASW, Petit Mal!

青春就要不一樣＊ (in other words, i want to make this post impossible to hyperlink 2)

This was supposed to be all ~PROGRESSION OF AN OUTFIT//1DKJF but the pictures are out of order. Anyway. Let me explain it:

1. This is a really large dress! It was in the obese pajama section of goodwill, but I am both a sucker for stripes and zippers, so I had to get it anyway.
2. My room is kind of a hot mess right now (read: you could hide several dead bodies in here. Not that I've tried. Or anything. Um.) so I just picked up whatever was on my bed to experiment with. Including the shoes.
3. I don't like shirts, really. I wear maybe five shirts in revolving order, all tshirts. So I wore the skirt as a shirt in one of the outfits above.

ALSOOOOOOOO!!!! Let us take the time to watch my favorite asians in the entire world other than Matsujun. G-Dragon is my favorite person ever. Actually, no. It is Rei -> Tao -> Peters -> Ishiguro -> Matsujun -> G-Dragon, but I only like 15 people on the planet so he's VERY SPECIAL OKAY?! Be forewarned: the music is questionable, I actually like Epik High musically more than Big Bang.. but uum... yeah. Feel free to mute it and just stare at the clothes.



G-Dragon is the fashionably awesome rapper in the chair in the beginning. T.O.P is also hot, but in a vulcan-wow-his-eyebrows-look-intense kind of way.