nananana na na nana can't touch this

I'm backkkkkkkk~. Or rather, inspiration is.

1st Top: Silk blouse, vintage
2nd Top: Three Stooges Shirt, Another Man's Treasure Vintage
Sequin Jacket: LYD vintage
MC Hammer Pants: Vintage handmedown
Sneakers: Foot Locker
Accessories: Gift, Thrift, Vintage

Also... I thought people might want to point and laugh. I've already done so at myself for about an hour, so wooooo!



Mmmm I love being awkward in front of thousands of people. My asian smile = charming you forever, I know.

Today I dressed like this out of spite of trends. This outfit has pretty much everything I like: absurdity, loud colors, obnoxiousness, hammer pants, and shiny. Lots of shiny. I've been dressing in all black, drapey, deconstructured and lace this week so it was a welcome change. Also, I'm getting these glasses with a prescription soon (my current pair fail at everything) so yes. Preview time?

Also, Jaime: I DANCED FOR YOU. GIVE ME YOUR I.D DAMN YOU!

I'm losing inspiration.

I've been reading so much on colleges I'm freaking dreaming about colleges. My mother is a very negative Asian and tells me horror stories about how my cousins (hello, HARVARD, YALE, COLUMBIA) all either failed out or didn't get in even though they were 1) top of their class 2) national merit scholars 3) jesus. She doesn't mention the cousins that are successful because that would INVOLVE NOT MAKING ME DEPRESSED.

Needless to say, I am pretty sure I am going to become a time traveling ninja pirate who will go back in time, invent sequins, make millions, come back, and live it up.

And that does not require a college degree. So there.

Omg that is a freaky photo. my hand wasn't even near the frame, where the hell did this man hand come from D:

In other news, for some reason outfit prices came up in Pre-cal today and people seemed insulted that my outfit cost $6, not including my payless shoes. Hahaha.

P.S HI BRANDON.